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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      F/F, M/M
  Fandom:
      Ed_Edd_n_Eddy
  Relationship:
      Kevin/Edd, Marie/Nazz, Ed/Edd_familial_relationship, hinted_Eddy/Edd
  Character:
      Kevin, Edd, Ed, Eddy, Marie, Nazz, Sarah, Jimmy, Johnny, Plank, Rolf,
      May, Lee
  Additional Tags:
      Underage_Drinking, Underage_Sex, Teen_ages, Fluff, cuteness, Language,
      Inattentive_Parents
  Stats:
      Published: 2014-08-14 Chapters: 1/? Words: 617
****** The Drug In Me Is You ******
by Soul4Sale
Summary
     Double D doesn’t know what’s harder; high school or losing his hat
     during a football game.
Notes
     So, I wanted to write something a bit more lighthearted, and this
     happened. I was inspired by a picture of Edd in a cheerleader outfit
     and Eddy flirting with him. ^3^ I thought it was cute, so I decided
     to work on it. ^^
See the end of the work for more notes
The events that lead up to this particular moment still escaped him. Somehow,
Eddward “Double D” Wilson stood in the locker room before the football game,
wearing not the uniform of the football players, but the cheerleaders. He’d
been conned into this for the season, and the school had nothing more for him
to wear but the skimpy top and skirt. Even still, the fact that he’d made it
onto the team in the first place still mesmerized him. As he stepped up towards
the field’s doors, he felt a firm slap on his behind from a rather lecherously
grinning Eddy, who passed him with a wink and jogged onto the field with the
other players. Even Ed joined their ranks, though he was probably the most
impressive lineman in the state
As a certain redhead passed by him, he offered a sort of apologetic grin and a
pat on the shoulder before he was gone, arms raised high and fingers in a ‘V’
for Victory. Which, hopefully they would find tonight. With Kevin being their
star quarterback, it was almost a guarantee. They had a surprisingly good
lineup, even with Eddy on the field, that they had a pretty decent winning
streak this season.
This being the homecoming game, of course, it was his first real experience
with being a flier. Nazz and Sarah had decided that he was easier to toss,
since he couldn’t lift either of them off the ground even a little bit. As he
nervously made his way onto the field, the noiret clutched his hat to his head
a little tighter, hoping the bobby pins would hold it in place when he was in
the air. The thin male finally joined the other cheerleaders, bouncing around
as they were wont to do, doing their cheers and maybe adding their own senses
of style to it. While he was nervous, he shed that skin easily enough and
performed to the best of his ability. That was, until it came time to fly.
Both girls fenced him in and he sighed as they bent down and he stepped into
their palms. Crouching against their hands, his knees quivered as he prepared
himself for what came next. All eyes (even from the players on the field, both
sides) were on Double D as he was risen with a sudden jerk and he leapt
upwards, flying into the air and doing a flip before landing again-- And the
whole crowd gasped. At first, he didn’t really realize what they were all
staring at, before his eyes went wide and his hands flew to his now-hatless
head. Turning with a frantic motion, he stared as his precious sock-hat flew
away on an errant wind, and he could feel his stomach sinking into his feet.
Nobody seemed to find anything wrong with what they saw; maybe his hair was a
tad long for a boy, and it was as black as the night sky, but his panic didn’t
seem to be over anything important.
Suddenly, his cool demeanor gone, he made a strangled noise before running to
the locker rooms nearly in tears. Going so far as to hide in his locker,
burdened with shame beyond what he was used to feeling, he curled in the bottom
of it, glad it was a full-size so he had a place to rest for a moment.
When he finally felt like he could escape, he did so, leaving with a shower cap
on his head with his hair all tucked into it. Arriving home, he didn’t know
what he’d do; he had had that hat for as long as he could remember, and now it
was probably gone forever.
End Notes
     Oh no! Edd’s precious hat is gone! What will happen in the next
     chapter?
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